A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their
> exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to
> their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and
> walks away.
> His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"
> "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."
> "Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want
> a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce
> lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."
> "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get
> a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean ,
> no more summers in Tuscany , no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no
> more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to
> two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."
> Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young
> woman on his arm.
> "Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.
> "That's his mistress," says her husband.
> She replies, "Ours is prettier."