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Old July 21st, 2008, 08:06 PM
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A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their

> exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to

> their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and

> walks away.

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> His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!"

>

> "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

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> "Well that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want

> a divorce. I am going to hire the most aggressive, meanest divorce

> lawyer I can find and make your life miserable."

>

> "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get

> a divorce it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean ,

> no more summers in Tuscany , no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no

> more country club, and we'll have to sell the 26-room house and move to

> two smaller homes, but the decision is yours."

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> Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young

> woman on his arm.

>

> "Who's that with Jim?" asks the wife.

>

> "That's his mistress," says her husband.

>

> She replies, "Ours is prettier."
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Does this girl have a sister?!
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HMMMMM,,,,Verrrrrrryyyyyy interesting..........
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Actually with the right laywers she would still get all that stuff.
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