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Old July 22nd, 2008, 11:18 AM
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An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet Twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind,

but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her Clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

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Not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.
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So true!!! Boys will be Boys!!
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I have seen something similar to that....
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I have seen something similar to that....
Where Michael???? I'd like to see that myself!

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Maybe I just need to try that on my upcoming cruise!!??
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I wonder if us Irish redheads would get the same results.....
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