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Old July 24th, 2008, 10:48 AM
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One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.
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Old July 24th, 2008, 10:57 AM
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Old July 24th, 2008, 03:08 PM
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I'll bet Michael Jordan, Bill Murray, Harrison Ford, and a few others can relate to that.....
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You can add my name to that list!!!!!!!! Except the only difference is - I AM A GIRL!!!
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I can relate to that myself.

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I can also relate, my X took everything including the kitchen sink
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