July 27th, 2008, 02:44 PM
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: FL and NC
Scotch with two drops of water.
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops
of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says,
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...'
The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a
drink. In fact, this one is on me.'
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would
like to buy you a drink, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops
'Coming up,' says the bartender
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says, 'I would like to buy
you one, too.'
The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two
drops of water.'
'Coming right up,' the bartender says.
As he gives her the drink, he says, 'Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why
the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old woman replies, 'Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to
hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
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July 27th, 2008, 07:50 PM
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
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July 27th, 2008, 08:47 PM
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: sacramento, ca
July 28th, 2008, 09:10 PM
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Houston aka Space City, Texas, USA
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July 29th, 2008, 01:41 PM
Join Date: Mar 2008
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July 31st, 2008, 07:57 AM
Join Date: May 2008
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