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skymaster July 27th, 2008 06:46 PM

Frozen Skunk!
 
A man and his wife were driving home one very
cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and
she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death.
Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
He says, 'OK, get in the car with it.'
The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'
'But what about the smell?' asked the wife.
He says, 'Just hold its little nose.'
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene.

Manuel July 27th, 2008 08:48 PM

rofl

TM

thecruisequeen July 28th, 2008 08:44 AM

rofl rofl rofl

ouachita July 28th, 2008 10:57 AM

Ooooweee Pardner! You crawling out on that limb by yourself!
rofl

Snoozeman July 28th, 2008 07:27 PM

did make me smile :oops:

mehawk July 28th, 2008 10:09 PM

WOW! :shock:

CROOOOZIN July 29th, 2008 02:30 PM

Rhut Rohhhhhhh...Brave soldier there!

CruiseNOID July 29th, 2008 04:35 PM

LOL rofl LOL rofl LOL rofl

Hub August 2nd, 2008 09:01 AM

ROTLFMAO rofl


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