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Old July 27th, 2008, 05:46 PM
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A man and his wife were driving home one very
cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and
she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death.
Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'
He says, 'OK, get in the car with it.'
The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'
'But what about the smell?' asked the wife.
He says, 'Just hold its little nose.'
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene.
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