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Old August 4th, 2008, 06:42 PM
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Default thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 *repeatedly*.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line
so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother
Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You
which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you
press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep
or after the beep.

But Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to
talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down
and cry.

You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blonde, don't press any buttons. You'll just mess it up.
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Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

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Y'all think we should poll everybody on what number they would select?
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Y'all think we should poll everybody on what number they would select?
GREAT IDEA,,,,except,,,,you'd probably want to know which number I'd select wouldn't you????? Perhaps you think you already know.....Oh what the hell, it doesn't matter anyway,,,,,does it?????
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Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
Hub there is only one button I would press.
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let me guess . . .hmm!
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OMG! I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard!

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