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Old August 8th, 2008, 06:20 PM
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Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and
the other, a Chihuahua

As they walked down the street, the one with the
Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink."

The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs
with us."

The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do."
She put on a pair of dark glasses, walked over to the bar
and started to walk in.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."

The bouncer said, "A Doberman?"

The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good."

The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."

The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing
the bouncer that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more
difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses
and started to walk in.

Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed."

The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog".

The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua ?"

The woman with the Chihuahua said... "A Chihuahua ? They gave me a
freaking Chihuahua ?!"
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Very good. Quick thinking I'd say....
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That was another good one!!!
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Thanks! y'all are an inspiring audience!
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