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Old August 12th, 2008, 09:40 AM
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.
However, the ¬*patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could¬*look at what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly ¬*across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that ¬*doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence: ¬*'Get well soon.... from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week!!!'
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Old August 12th, 2008, 09:42 AM
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Another example of Don't mess with a woman!!!
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Just another reason to keep it smooooooth
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so that's what it means to get someone by the short & curly!
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Bare would have been better!
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Bare would have been better!
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Bare would have been better!
Bare IS better
Well now I think I know a little more about Tom. Maybe more than I wanted to know. Ahh who am I kidding.
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Bare would have been better!
Bare IS better
Well now I think I know a little more about Tom. Maybe more than I wanted to know. Ahh who am I kidding.
Hey...Would you eat a chicken if it wasn't plucked?
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TOM!!!!
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Cruisemates are supposed to share information.

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TOM!!!!
Too much information!


Sorry, but I was just in a sharing mood

I don't hear the ladies complaining. Sorry Rinker
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