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Old August 26th, 2008, 09:15 AM
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The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).
The average man's penis is twice the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Men that read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
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You are too funny!

By the way....

I checked my thumb only once.
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I was going to put those two lines in bold print - but I figured everyone would think I was being a smart______!!!!
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The average man's penis is twice the length of his thumb.
That's it???

Oh yea but that is just the average man then there is the Above Average Man!
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Interesting information.



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So, I guess armed with this new info. a lot of ladies , when asked for a date, will ask the man to stick out his thumb before they say YES or no ???
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Mehawk, you wanted to say something?
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two thumbs

three thumbs

four thumbs

five thumbs
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The average man's penis is twice the length of his thumb.
That's it???

that explains a lot

Oh yea but that is just the average man then there is the Above Average Man!
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This could also answer the old question as to why some hitch hikers get rides and some don't !!
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how many of this thumb makes up the average man??



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how many of this thumb makes up the average man??




Only you "OH TWISTED ONE", only you!!!!
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Only you "OH TWISTED ONE", only you!!!!
Just wondering!!!

Of course thumbs come in all different sizes!
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as does everything else!!
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Of all the facts in the OP, it's interesting that you guys focused on only one.........
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I hate to resurect this thread but it does give new meaning to "two thumbs up", doesn't it?

And yes Mean Deam - I doubt Bahama Mama is surprised that everyone focused on only one face
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this is to easy ..repeat 3X...I will resist the temptation to response to Cruise Queens "bait" ::
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You do realize that anytime I am bored in meetings, looking for something to occupy my mind, I will be looking at mens thumbs now!!!!
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You do realize that anytime I am bored in meetings, looking for something to occupy my mind, I will be looking at mens thumbs now!!!!

Don't we all!!!

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The average man's penis is twice the length of his thumb.
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Oh yea but that is just the average man then there is the Above Average Man!


Where are you supposed to measure from? The knuckle or where it connects to your wrist?
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Where are you supposed to measure from? The knuckle or where it connects to your wrist?
from the wrist!
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Where are you supposed to measure from? The knuckle or where it connects to your wrist?
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I wonder when Doctor 90210 will start doing "thumb enlargements"?

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