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Old September 16th, 2008, 12:24 PM
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> A little girl asked her father:
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> 'How did the human race appear?'
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> The father answered, 'God made Adam and Eve;
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> they had children; and so was all mankind made.'
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> Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
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> The mother answered,
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> 'Many years ago there were monkeys from
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> which the human race evolved.'
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> The confused girl returned to her father and said,
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> 'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the
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> human race was created by God,
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> and Mom said they developed from monkeys?'
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> The father answered,
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> 'Well, Dear, it is very simple.
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> I told you about my side of the family,
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> and your mother told you about hers.'
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