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Old September 29th, 2008, 08:02 PM
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James was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'

The next morning James got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.



She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. James has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him!
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James is (was) a smart ass!
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I had to send this one to my husband, to let him know he could come up missing too!
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James lost everything on that one!!
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