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Old October 2nd, 2008, 02:51 PM
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A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help
me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how to get
it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him
in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studied the pieces for a moment, looked at the box, then turned to her
and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took
her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup
of hot chocolate and then..........
..," he sighed, ..... "Let's put all of these frosted flakes back into
the box."
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That's GGGGGRRRREEEEAAAATTTT!!!!
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How "corny"
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