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Old October 11th, 2008, 01:10 PM
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Default Retirement Finally Explained

Finally, Retirement Is Explained.

2 retired guys sitting around talking.
One guy says to the other "What are you doing today?"
He replies, "Nothing."
The other guy says, "You did that yesterday."
The guy replies again & says, "Yea, I know, but I wasn't finished."
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Old October 11th, 2008, 08:55 PM
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I resemble that.

Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Courage and perserverance have a magical talisman; before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into the air.

Pick your company wisely! Hang around people who are going to help you become all God created you to be.
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Old October 13th, 2008, 07:57 PM
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I WISH I could resemble that!

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Old October 13th, 2008, 09:00 PM
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That has my name all over it!!
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Old July 19th, 2009, 09:43 PM
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Now that I am retired, that sounds like a plan.

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Old July 20th, 2009, 02:25 PM
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sounds like my future retirement!
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