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Old October 11th, 2008, 02:10 PM
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Finally, Retirement Is Explained.

2 retired guys sitting around talking.
One guy says to the other "What are you doing today?"
He replies, "Nothing."
The other guy says, "You did that yesterday."
The guy replies again & says, "Yea, I know, but I wasn't finished."
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Old October 11th, 2008, 09:55 PM
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I resemble that.
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Old October 13th, 2008, 08:57 PM
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I WISH I could resemble that!
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That has my name all over it!!
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Now that I am retired, that sounds like a plan.

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sounds like my future retirement!
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