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Old November 7th, 2008, 11:35 AM
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The Urinal Is Too High!

A group of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about
thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one
of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their wee wees to
direct the flow. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said, "You must be in the 3rd grade." "No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the
jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh....."
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Old November 7th, 2008, 05:19 PM
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Now that's funny! I don't care who you are,,,,that's FUNNY!

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I prefer the low ones anyways... for reasons...
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I prefer the low ones anyways... for reasons...
Me too especially if the water is cold Do they have fresh or salt water in the toilets on the ship. Don't know I never tasted it

Whatever urinal you use, I perfer these type of sinks. Gives you more reason to wash your hands.

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Reminds me of the two guys standing on a bridge while relieving themselves...

First guy " Brrrr...water's cold!!!"

Second guy "DEEP too!!"
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