Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
> grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up
> to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
> The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on
> the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the
> I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
> bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
> anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
> My loving wife of 20 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
> is out fishing in that crap?'
> I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I've stopped
Peace through superior firepower.
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!