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Old November 21st, 2008, 08:18 AM
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Just 12 more reasons why I love Country Music so much!

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TOP 12 COUNTRY SONGS


12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night
That Chewed My Ass All Day.

10. If the Phone Don't Ring,
You'll Know It's Me.

9. I Liked You Better Before
I Got to Know You So Well.

8. I Still Miss You Baby,
But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

7. I Wouldn't take her to a Dog Fight
'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow,
But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

5. I'm So Miserable without you,
It's like You're Still Here.

4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To,
I'd Be Out Of Prison By now.

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.


And the Number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women,
But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.
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I gotta admit those are funny.
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Here one of my favorite titles.
You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin' by Toby Keith
Here are some lines:

But I sobered up and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Now I'm paintin' the house and I'm mendin' the fence
I guess I've gone and lost all my good sense

Too much work is hard for your health
I could've died drinkin' now I'm killing myself

And I'm feedin' the dog, sackin' the trash
It's honey do this, honey do that

I sobered up and I got to thinkin'
Girl you ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'
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Those are all great songs.



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Sherry,

I'm not a Country fan, but there's a lot of truth in that song...........
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Sherry,

I'm not a Country fan, but there's a lot of truth in that song...........
I like everything from Rap and to opera if it's a good song. Give it a listen. It's a great karoke song.
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Great song,,,,and frankly, almost any Toby Keith song is a GREAT karaoke song. I don't have that one in my collection, but I may well have to order it up. That'd be a hit down at the VFW. 8)

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What't the song where country meets cruise?

Tequilla makes my clothes fall off
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I think that's supposed to be:

Tequilla makes HER clothes fall off

Yep one of the all time greatest country songs. Actually, I've got the karaoke version of that on,,,,maybe I should brush up on that on for the next cruise.

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