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Old December 10th, 2008, 07:48 PM
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Default The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl

'Will you marry me?'


The girl said, 'NO!'


And the guy lived happily ever after

and rode motorcycles
and went fishing

and hunting

and played golf a lot

and drank beer and scotch

and left the toilet seat up

and farted whenever he wanted.

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Hey Dan!

I start back drinking Friday Nite!!

Hope I get the PUNCH LINE!!!!! then

you're still my friend though
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Ooo Dan - that's bad :evil:

But very funny lol
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Funny.

But i must say ( a really good wife beats all that.)

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Funny.

But i must say ( a really good wife beats all that.)

TM
Yeah, right! I am sure you made you say that or whacked you when you laughed at the joke.

let's see.... drink, fish, fart..... or be nagged.
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