The Husband Store
> A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
> a woman may go to choose a new husband. At the entrance is a
> of how the store operates:
> You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
> of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
> may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
> the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
> So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
> floor the sign on the door reads:
> "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs."
> The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love
> The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids
> and are Drop-dead Gorgeous."
> "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the
> fourth floor and the sign reads:
> "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous and
> Help With Housework."
> "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
> to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
> "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
> with housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak."
> She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
> "Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
> this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
> to please.
> Thank you for shopping at the New Husband Store."
> To avoid gender bias accusations, the store's owner also opens a New
> Wives store just across the street..........
> The first floor has wives that love sex.
> The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
> The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Peace through superior firepower.
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Vision OTS 2-14-2015
The Wives Store is a nice addition to an old, but funny, joke.
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