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Old January 13th, 2009, 10:18 AM
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A blonde flew into vegas an went up to a soda machine put a dollar in got a soda, put another in and got another soda. This went on for about 20 minutes when a guy said hey lady can I use that machine? The blonde replied go away cant you see Im winning.
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