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Old January 13th, 2009, 10:29 AM
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A woman asks her husband, do you think I should start going braless? He replied thats a great idea. She asks really, do you think my boobs are pert enough? He replied no, but it may pull the wrinkles out of your face.
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Did you tell this to your wife?
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