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Old January 15th, 2009, 11:52 PM
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Do you know what happened this week back in 1850?

California became a state.
The State had no electricity.
The State had no money.
Almost everyone spoke Spanish.
There were gunfights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today; except back then, women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands.
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Some of us still have real Breasts. Why do you think my hubby is smiling?
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Some of us still have real Breasts. Why do you think my hubby is smiling?
I love that picture.

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Ok....I'm gonna tell all you women a guy secret.
We don't care if they are real!!!!

Just quality.

and yes Kat, hubby should be happy.
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I am more of a legs and but man. I would prefer small boobs if they came with nice legs and a tight butt. 8)
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I am more of a legs and but man. I would prefer small boobs if they came with nice legs and a tight butt. 8)
I like them in all sizes.

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Some of us still have real Breasts. Why do you think my hubby is smiling?
It certainly was a pleasure to meet this lovely couple, when they stoped by on their pre-cruise trip.

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Some of us still have real Breasts. Why do you think my hubby is smiling?
i would be smiling also
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Looks like Susan Sarandon to me.
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