Official National Weather Behavior Reference Chart
60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. Minnesotans plant gardens.
50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People are sunbathing in
40 above zero: Import cars won't start. Minnesotans drive with the sunroof
32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker.
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas and wool hats & mittens.
Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat. People in
Minnesota have one last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero: People in Miami all die. Minnesotans close the windows.
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . Minnesotans dig their
winter coats out of storage.
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. Girl Scouts in Minnesota still
selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero: Washington , D.C. finally runs out of hot air. People in
Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Minnesotans get upset
because the Mini-Van won't start.
460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Minnesota can be heard
to say, "Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours
When I lived in Central Florida no matter how cold it got the TV news could go to some hotel pool in Orlando or out to Cocoa Beach and find some Minnesotan jumping around in the water, saying "Yeah sure you betcha, kids are havin' a great time. It's much colder back home".
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