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Old January 28th, 2009, 11:28 AM
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An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'

Man: 'What sins?'

Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'

Man: 'I'm Jewish.'

Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this then?'

Man: 'I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody!'

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very good and quite funny.



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Very good Dave.
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Boisterous fella isn't he?
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