A man had 50 yard line tickets for the SuperBowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asked the man if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the SuperBowl, the biggest sport event in the
world, and not use it?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well...the seat actually belongs to me. I
was suppose to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first SuperBowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
Dave the Wave AKA- Diamond Dave
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Is that an ambiguous enough response in case the DW reads this
I'm afraid that it might not be quite the right response.
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