Important women's health issue
> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
> Do you suffer from shyness?
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
> doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
> Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
> more confident about yourself and your actions.
> Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
> you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
> just about anything.
> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
> immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
> overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
> life you want to live.
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
> will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
> hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
> Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
> pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However,
> women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
> are encouraged to try it.
> Side effects may include:
> Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
> Erotic lustfulness
> Loss of motor control
> Loss of clothing
> Loss of money
> Loss of virginity
> Attraction to the same sex
> Table dancing
> Dry mouth
> And a desire to sing Karaoke
> The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
> friends over and over again that you love them.
> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you
> can sing.
> The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without