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Old February 2nd, 2009, 05:12 PM
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> Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
> Do you suffer from shyness?
> Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
>
> If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
> doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
> Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
> more confident about yourself and your actions.
> Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
> you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
> just about anything.
>
> You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
> immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
> overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the
> life you want to live.
>
> Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
> will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
> hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
>
> Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
> pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However,
> women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant
> are encouraged to try it.
>
> Side effects may include:
> Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
> Erotic lustfulness
> Loss of motor control
> Loss of clothing
> Loss of money
> Loss of virginity
> Attraction to the same sex
> Table dancing
> Headache
> Dehydration
> Dry mouth
> And a desire to sing Karaoke
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
> friends over and over again that you love them.
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you
> can sing.
>
> WARNING:
> The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
> spitting.
>
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margaritas are good for men also.

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> The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
> whispering when you are not.
A common side effect to many "medications"
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If the Margarita does not work well enough, try striaght tequila. The results are more immediate but the side effects can be dangerous. Use with care!
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