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Old February 10th, 2009, 07:53 AM
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The Sad Super Bowl Story was an oldie but goodie. It reminds me that everyone has their favorite golf joke. Let's kick off a thread in that vien.

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George headed out one morning for his weekly foresome but didn't get home until after dark. His wife Myrtle was furious until he told her that Harry had a heart attack on the 7th green. "Oh my, that's terrible", Myrtle exclaimed. "Yeah, I know. It was 11 holes of 'hit the ball', 'drag Harry'"
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Did you know that O.J. Simpson, Monica Lewinsky, Ted Kennedy, and President Bill Clinton are all avid golfers?





O.J.'s a slicer, Monica's a hooker, Ted Kennedy can't drive over water, and Clinton can't seem to hit the right hole!
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Alleged true story: Charles Barkley and Tiger Woods were playing golf. After they drove from the first tee Tiger asked, "Did you hear about the new K Mart?" "What K Mart?" Sir Charles replied.. "The one they are building between your ball and mine".

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A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft." Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!", he says.

She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

Then she asked, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.

He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"

And the man replies, "Wow! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there!"
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