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Old February 22nd, 2009, 02:13 PM
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A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works, if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
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Hit the nail on the head there.
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My dogs probably smarter anyway.
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If that wasn't the punchline, I'd have to submit it

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My dogs are obviously much smarter than I am! They're laying around in the sun, taking it easy,,,,,,getting a little "stud duty" occasionally,,,,,all the food and water and doggie biscuits they want,,,,,,,meanwhile,,,,,I'm trudging off to work everyday! Nuff said??

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My dogs are obviously much smarter than I am! They're laying around in the sun, taking it easy,,,,,,getting a little "stud duty" occasionally,,,,,all the food and water and doggie biscuits they want,,,,,,,meanwhile,,,,,I'm trudging off to work everyday! Nuff said??

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tee hee . . .
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