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Old March 19th, 2009, 07:46 AM
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It seems there is a certain elective surgery, unique ti men, that is scheduled more this time of year than any other time. I guess guys figure that if they have to sit around recovering for a day they would rather watch March Madness.

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I guess they can stay home and see who makes the cut. Hope the Dr's are not watching TV while performing. One slip of the knife could be big trouble.
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Whats up with the "sit around and recover?" When I had mine done, I walked out of the O.R., and was back at work within the hour! No recovery time at all, and that was 25 years ago. Has medicine gone backwards????

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I know Skymaster. When I had mine They gave me a script for some pain med I never filled and I was expecting swelling but there was none. I was back to work the next day like nothing happened.
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Were you counting on the swelling?


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Actually, when I walked in I said, " I am here for my penis enlargement" and they laughed at me!
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Been there and done that.

No time for recovery needed.

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