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Old March 22nd, 2009, 11:05 AM
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After a few funny cruise pictures were posted in another thread... I thought it would be a lot of fun to post some of our funny pictures from cruising. So add your own or just have a laugh...



This one just makes me wonder what kind of "lying" they meant.



This parking space has been reserved a long time.
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Old March 22nd, 2009, 11:06 AM
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I just love the name of this item in the window....
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No price on the "panty Lewinsky"? Not for sale?
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You'd have thought it'd be "Blue".
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I laugh out loud everytime I see one of these signs....


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Size 8 in the Blue please!!! 8)
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Thoses are cool! I like blue too please in a 10.
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Speedo King I think the Blue would be a perfect choice for you. I say the Black pair for your lady friend.....
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Yes, the blue will match my Speedo! 8)
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Do you remember this TV show? Ever wonder what his first name was... this may answer that important questions....

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I found another... maybe some businesses shouldn't be combined...

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Okay... this is from Fail Blog.... anyone want this cruise?

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I wonder how many calories that cruise ship has
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I'd guess about 560,000 calories per ship. Have you seen all the food inside those things????
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