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Old April 12th, 2009, 02:07 PM
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Default What food destroys a womans Sex drive?

What food destroys a woman's Sex drive?

Wedding Cake.






It's a joke. I know it's old, but I just saw it again this morning. I did see Henny Youngman once when I was in college!
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Are ya sure its a womans sex life or a mans?.. lol
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Maybe the original joke was "sex drive" instead of "sex life"
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Maybe the original joke was "sex drive" instead of "sex life"
I like that better, think I'll change mine.
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Excuse me but a wedding cake destroys a man's sex drive. A wedding cake only ENHANCES a woman's sex drive!! 8)


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