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Old April 14th, 2009, 02:56 PM
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Q What kind of phone does a turtle have?
A A Shellular phone

Q. WHAT KIND OF LICENSE DOES A PHARMACIST HAVE?
A. A license to Pill

"Why was the belt arrested?" "Because he held up a pair of pants!!"

"How do you cut the ocean in two?" "With a sea-saw!"

"Where do bees wait to be picked up?" "At the BUZZ stop"

"Why was the computer proud?" "It made an important DISC-COVERY"

"Why did Slick go out with a banana?" "Because he couldn't get a date!"

"A man walks into a bar... 'OUCH!' he says."
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I need to send these to my grand kids! 8)
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