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A guy and his buddies are out at a bar drinking and having a good ole time when the bar closes, the guy says to his buddies lets go to my place. They arrive at his place when they go in and 1 of his buddies says whats with the big gong in the living room. He says its not a gong its a talking clock. His buddie says a talking clock it looks like a gong, with that he picks up the mallet and hits it GONGGGGGGGG, Al of a sudden from the apartment next door you hear hey a**hole its 3:15 in the morning
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Now that's funny! I don't care who you are,,that's funny! .

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