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Old April 24th, 2009, 03:52 PM
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Default I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
>
> A
> guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
> waving at
> him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
> can't place
> where he knows her from.
>
> So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies,
> 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife and
> says,
> 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I
> made love to on
> the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
> partner whipped
> my butt with wet celery???'
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>





She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
> your son's teacher.

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Hopefully he was alone - or he will be
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Very good.
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Opps, he says as he slowly climbs into the nearest crack in the wall.
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This is a Minute Maid commercial now. Saw it on the TV twice last night
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This is a Minute Maid commercial now. Saw it on the TV twice last night
Yes, I saw that too.
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