I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
> guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
> waving at
> him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
> can't place
> where he knows her from.
> So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies,
> 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife and
> 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I
> made love to on
> the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
> partner whipped
> my butt with wet celery???'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
> your son's teacher.