I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS

[Dave the Wave]

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS
>
> A
> guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
> waving at
> him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
> can't place
> where he knows her from.
>
> So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies,
> 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
> unfaithful to his wife and
> says,
> 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I
> made love to on
> the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
> partner whipped
> my butt with wet celery???'
>
>





She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm
> your son's teacher.

[green_rd]

Hopefully he was alone - or he will be

[Snoozeman]

Very good.

[mehawk]

Opps, he says as he slowly climbs into the nearest crack in the wall.

[Pocono Pug]

Wet celery

[susierphillips]

celery?

[earl]

Good one!!!

[green_rd]

This is a Minute Maid commercial now. Saw it on the TV twice last night

[Dave the Wave]

Originally Posted by green_rd

This is a Minute Maid commercial now. Saw it on the TV twice last night

Yes, I saw that too.