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Old May 13th, 2009, 07:31 PM
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A guy is in a bar when he stands up and yells ou all lawyers are a--holes. Accross the bar another guy stands up and says i resent that remark, so the 1st guy says why are you a lawyer,he say no Im an a--hole
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My sister, the lawyer, would be offended.
My brother, the lawyer, would think it is pretty funny.
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I truly love "lawyer" jokes. They're usually so true.

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That was hysterical!!!

Those poor a--holes, always getting a bad rap
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Deep down lawyers are good, that is why you should bury then 10 ft. deep.

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

THREE,,,,One to climb up the ladder,,,,one to shake the ladder,,,,and one to sue the ladder company!
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