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Old May 17th, 2009, 01:06 PM
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Default Boudreaux & Clotile wedding night

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Clotile had just married and being a traditional Cajun Catholic, she was still a virgin, not wise in many ways.

On her wedding night, staying at her mama's house, she was very nervous.

Her mama reassure her; " Don' worry, Clotile, Boudreaux's a good man.
Go upstairs and he'll take care of you. Meanwhile, I'll be making duh roux four duh gumbo."

So, up she went. When she got dare , Boudreaux took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest.

Clotile ran downstairs to her mama and says, "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux's got duh big hairy chess."

Don' worry, Clotile," says duh mama, "all good mens have duh hairy chess. Go upstairs cher. He'll take good care of you.."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Boudreaux took off his pants, exposing his hairy legs. Again, Clotile ran downstairs to her
mama. "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux took off his pants and he got duh hairy leg!"

"Don' worry, Clotile" says duh mama, "All good mens have duh hairy leg. Boudreaux's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got dare, Boudreaux took off his socks and on his lef foot he was missing tree toes. When Clotile see dis, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Boudreaux's got a foot and a half!"

Her Mama say, "Clotile, stay here and stir duh roux!"

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Those Boudreaux jokes always make me laugh out loud in my office and everyone comes in to see what was so funny.
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T C , I had a lemon drop today in honor of you and this joke!!


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That's my Buds!! I have to at least wait 'til the weekend for a (few) Lemon Drop .. the dreaded W O R K syndrone interferes
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