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Old May 20th, 2009, 08:28 PM
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called - Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes ---
- Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) - and
- Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately warn your friends of this medical alert. If you do not have any friends to warn, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life!
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I've known about this for years, and have religiously avoided WORK by any means necessary. So far, I've managed to stay away from this horrible "disease". Thanks for warning all the others about this!

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Thanks for the warning. I have a good stock of the the antidote and I will use it.

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I think I need exter antidote
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