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Old May 26th, 2009, 04:29 PM
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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party



After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.




Those who remained talked about their kids.



The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.

He studied Economics

and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'



The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best

friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'



The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his

birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'



The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations

for?'



One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .What about your son?'



The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'



The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'





The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.

And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and

a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends..'


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That there is funny I dont care who you are
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I have a Cruise Fund jar like that. Unfortunately, there is not much in it right now
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I have a Cruise Fund jar like that. Unfortunately, there is not much in it right now


Speedo King with cruise rates so low the Cruise Jar does not have to be filled to the top to be able to cruise. A jar filled half way can put you on a ship! 8)
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I have a Cruise Fund jar like that. Unfortunately, there is not much in it right now


Speedo King with cruise rates so low the Cruise Jar does not have to be filled to the top to be able to cruise. A jar filled half way can put you on a ship! 8)
There is only loose change in it right now.
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I have a Cruise Fund jar like that. Unfortunately, there is not much in it right now


Speedo King with cruise rates so low the Cruise Jar does not have to be filled to the top to be able to cruise. A jar filled half way can put you on a ship! 8)
There is only loose change in it right now.
Loose change adds up very fast!!
There are $199. deals out there for 3 and 4 nite cruises!
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Ok, let's go!
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You might even have some money left over in the Jar for a new Speedo! 8)
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