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Old May 26th, 2009, 07:45 PM
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And the Bully Award goes to...

PRICELESS!

If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and

thinking things through, you will love this story.....

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO and he was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant

business. He walked up to the guy at the wall and asked, 'How much money do

you make a week?'


A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, 'I make about

$400 a week. Why?'

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, 'Here's four

weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!' The guy left without saying a word to the CEO.

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, 'Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?'

From across the room came a voice, 'Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.'
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Old May 26th, 2009, 08:29 PM
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I think I used to work for that jerk! I wonder what the Domino's guy did with the extra $1600??????
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Old May 26th, 2009, 10:21 PM
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Ken, maybe he took the extra money and founded his own pizza joint !! Then became CEO.
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Old May 27th, 2009, 01:19 AM
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Or better yet, parlayed that money into a majority interest in the steel company and ousted the CEO.

And gave him a pizza as a going away gift......
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