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Old June 5th, 2009, 05:34 PM
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The bidding was proceeding furiously and strong when the Chief Auctioneer suddenly announced “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand dollars. If returned, he will pay a reward of two thousand dollars. There was a moment’s silence in the auction house and from the back of the room came a cry: “Two thousand five hundred”
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What the heck,,,I'd give $5,000!
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make that $9,000 .

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That wallet is going ... going ... gone
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