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Old June 23rd, 2009, 02:37 PM
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Default Budda and Cooter pick up liness

) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin' sleep til afternoon.

AND of course..the best for last:

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts
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