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Old June 28th, 2009, 03:52 PM
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Default Wine or Water ... another PSA

Wine or Water, a public service announcement....

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli - bacteria fouund in feces.) In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.
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HMMMM, that explains my boss. He's always got a bottle of that "Hippie Water" in his hand.

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TC , I am going to remember that. Thank you for such an important public service announcement.

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Thank you so much for the PSA! So long water...hello wine bottle!!
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VERY good information. Thank you so much!!!
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