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Old July 2nd, 2009, 11:02 AM
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....

Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?











If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?






What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?









I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks.... so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?








Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?









As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:

When you put the two words,

'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells THEIRS?
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Very good questions.

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These are things that make you go hhmmmmmm???
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