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Old August 6th, 2009, 09:27 AM
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I was on a carnival cruise out of san juan P.R. and a elder woman turned to my wife and me as we waited for the elevator, does this elevator go to the front of the ship, with a texas twang , so I answer ,Lady if it does we`re in serious trouble
on the same cruise we were talking to a blonde woman who asked ,I wonder if the crew sleeps on the ship
once on a tour of russia our tour guide asked if anyone would like to go see the Bolshoi Ballet later in the evening , One woman asked What language is it going to be in
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Old August 6th, 2009, 10:04 AM
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On one of our cruises the CD had a list of similar questions.
Like " Are we at Sea yet ?"
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There is plenty of humor aboard the cruiseships.

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Does this elevator go to the bow?

Is the bow the front of the ship?

Anymore questions asked.
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Does the ship generate it's own electricity?

NOPE,,,we've got a very long extension cord that goes all the way back to Miami....
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Does the ship generate it's own electricity?

NOPE,,,we've got a very long extension cord that goes all the way back to Miami....
Now that is just silly. Everybody knows they pack the electricity in big suitcases
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Does the crew sleep on board!
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Does the crew sleep on board!
NOPE,,they've all got wave-runners, and they commute back and forth to the ship every day.
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Is this the same Moon as the one we see back home?

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