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Old August 30th, 2009, 06:03 PM
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a
confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention
but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall .
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper
on this side either!
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Old August 30th, 2009, 08:41 PM
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