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Nothin but blue skies September 3rd, 2009 04:58 PM

Another blonde joke
 
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: "Hey, you wanna' hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister...., do you still want to tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

earl September 4th, 2009 03:09 AM

thats a brave man!!

thecruisequeen September 8th, 2009 09:10 PM

LOL LOL

Manuel October 16th, 2009 09:38 PM

rofl

TM

mommiedearest January 5th, 2010 11:18 PM

A blonde girl goes in to a salon to get her hair done, and is wearing earphones while listening to her tapes. She falls asleep in the chair pretty quickly, so the beautician gently lifts the earphones off of Blondie's ears, and proceeds to wash, color, cut, and style her hair. Everyone around admires the final look! The beautician then tries to wake the blonde up, only to discover that she is stone, cold, dead! No one can figure out why until someone put the earphones on and heard, "Breathe in. Breathe out" being repeated over and over.

JamesRT June 16th, 2010 02:13 PM

HUH??? rofl


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