The rabbi in a small town was taking a stroll. As he pased the rectory, he noticed that the padre had a new car. When he took his walk the next day, he found the padre washing off the car and proceeded to make a comment. "Oh, sure," the padre replied, "in the Catholic Church, we always baptize a new member of the family!
A few months later, the padre went for his daily walk and noticed that the rabbi had a new car as he walked past the synagogue. A week later, out for his daily walk again, he heard a scraping sound coming from the rabbi's new car. Looking around both sides, he saw nothing. Then he looked behind the car and spotted the rabbi lying on the ground, hack saw in hand, cutting off an inch of the tailpipe....
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