Go Back   CruiseMates Cruise Community and Forums > People > Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs
Register Forgot Password?

Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs Share cruise trivia or jokes: Registered Users Only

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1 (permalink)  
Old January 30th, 2010, 09:04 AM
Junior Member
Familiar Face
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 15
Default More Marriage

Marriage is a three ring circus; engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering!

Marriage is like getting into a tub of hot water... after you get used to it, it ain't that hot!
Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
  #2 (permalink)  
Old May 31st, 2010, 09:28 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,527
Default

Oh my!

It's not allways that way.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old May 31st, 2010, 09:40 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: MA
Posts: 1,769
Default Long Marriage

Parrot Pop will be delighted to tell you we have been married almost 55 years... of the 55 years.. we have had maybe (he says) three good ones

A friend was telling me today her friends who are in their mid-eighties talk about how wonderful their husband were...they are all widows now...that is not a joke..
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old May 31st, 2010, 10:04 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,527
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Parrot Mom View Post
Parrot Pop will be delighted to tell you we have been married almost 55 years... of the 55 years.. we have had maybe (he says) three good ones

A friend was telling me today her friends who are in their mid-eighties talk about how wonderful their husband were...they are all widows now...that is not a joke..
I bet that they were all good. That is why you two are still married.
I helps to have a sense of humor.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old May 31st, 2010, 10:07 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default Not always

Quote:
Originally Posted by azappraiser View Post
Marriage is a three ring circus; engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering!

Marriage is like getting into a tub of hot water... after you get used to it, it ain't that hot!

Nearly 44 years here and no complaints
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old May 31st, 2010, 10:53 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: MA
Posts: 1,769
Default Still Good

Quote:
Originally Posted by Manuel View Post
I bet that they were all good. That is why you two are still married.
I helps to have a sense of humor.
..

TM

As HE says.. we argue and argue until he sees it my way
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old June 1st, 2010, 07:38 AM
green_rd's Avatar
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Indianapolis (USA)
Posts: 5,414
Default

Had the neighbors over Saturday night to celebrate my parents 60th anniversary. Over 250 years of mostly good marriage in the room that night.
__________________
Bob

A Bad Day At Sea [with power] Always Beats A Good Day At Work
Carnival: Glory 2004, Destiny 2008, Splendor 2009, Freedom 2011, Valor 2012, Dream 2013
Celebrity: Summit 2011
Princess: Ruby 2010, 2014, Caribbean 2013, Coral 2014
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old June 9th, 2010, 06:00 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: MONTREAL
Posts: 1,985
Default

Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old June 9th, 2010, 06:14 PM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: MA
Posts: 1,769
Wink Party

Quote:
Originally Posted by green_rd View Post
Had the neighbors over Saturday night to celebrate my parents 60th anniversary. Over 250 years of mostly good marriage in the room that night.


Over 250 years of mostly good marriage in the room that night.
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old March 17th, 2011, 07:37 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Palm Coast, Florida
Posts: 19,527
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by green_rd View Post
Had the neighbors over Saturday night to celebrate my parents 60th anniversary. Over 250 years of mostly good marriage in the room that night.

Yes, that sure was a good one.

TM
__________________
CRUISES
Century 4/1998
Mercury 4/2000+4/2006+7/2007
Sensation 4/2002
Infinity 4/2003
Summit 4/2004+4/2005
Carnival Liberty New Year's Eve 2007
Liberty of the Seas 5/2008+11/2009
Solstice 4/2009
Oasis 4/2010+4/13/2013
Allure 1/16/ 2011
Equinox 4/11/2011
Independence of the Seas 12/29/2013 Top-notch!
Reply With Quote
  #11 (permalink)  
Old March 17th, 2011, 11:39 AM
Senior Member
Admiral
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 18,199
Default

"Take my wife please "

Henny Youngman
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Marriage earl Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs 5 September 22nd, 2009 05:29 AM
Marriage seminar rinker250 Cruise Jokes & Trivia - Just For Laughs 3 March 4th, 2008 08:56 PM
Marriage Certificate? Keldug First-Time Cruisers 13 June 11th, 2007 06:55 AM
Do I need my Marriage License alexandaudreyc Princess Cruise Lines 2 October 6th, 2006 07:24 PM
marriage/ Id afro Ask CruiseMates Staff 5 October 3rd, 2003 08:17 PM


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


 

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:27 AM.
design by: Themes by Design

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.6.1