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Old February 5th, 2010, 04:38 AM
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I just forget to share one more. Here it is.

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how do
You determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
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Old February 5th, 2010, 05:05 AM
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Funny! But it has been around for years.

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Oldie but goodie!!!
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I was going to use the teaspoon...


I'll take a bed by the window with a view...



An oldie but a goodie!!
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