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Old March 11th, 2010, 10:08 PM
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An Israeli doctor says,
"Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man,
put it in another, and have him looking for
work in six weeks."


A German doctor says,
"That is nothing; we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and
have him looking for work in four weeks."



A Russian doctor says,
"In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in two weeks."



An ILLINOIS doctor says,
"You guys are way behind.
We recently took a man with
no brains out of ILLINOIS,
put him in the White House,
and within SIX MONTHS,
half the COUNTRY is looking for work."
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Old March 17th, 2010, 05:52 PM
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.....Actually, it'd be a lot funnier,,,,if it wasn't so damn TRUE!

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Oh - I could say SO much if I wasn't the editor here.

But I will say this - I would like to see a list of jobs created by the "stimulus package." After all - wasn't the whole point of that supposed to shovel-ready jobs?

It seems to me we saved a lot of newts and armadillos who need to cross roads. And we built a few airports for areas where a few thousand people need to fly in every year.

But for $720 Billion, shouldn't we be hearing about new freeways, veteran's hospitals, policemen, firetruck makers, etc suddenly enjoying steady paychecks?

Where did that money go? I have heard that only about 25% has already been spent - so much for "immediate action." Meanwhile, now the economy is finally improving, so can we have that money back?
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As long as all our clothes and appliances as well as many other products are made in China, we will not have job growth in the US.
Even many parts that go on our Air Force planes are made in China.

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